Vampires Suck

(2010)

John Marshall, a struggling officer battling relapse and family strain, must confront a series of brutal mountain town killings while doubting his sanity and facing pressure to solve a case that feels myth driven.

Suicidal Rob starts dating a colleague at the supermarket. But whenever they have sex, his dead girlfriend, Nina, pops up.

A young man's mother is bitten by a Sumatran rat-monkey. She gets sick and dies, at which time she comes back to life, killing and eating dogs, nurses, friends, and neighbors.

A director making a slasher sequel becomes obsessed with casting the original film's 'final girl,' leading both women into psychological and sexual chaos.

On Halloween Eve at Mossy Bottom Farm, excitement turns to dismay when the clumsy Farmer ruins the pumpkin patch. Shaun tries fixing it with science experiments, but things go wrong when a wild beast appears in the woods.

An idyllic summer town descends into madness when an ice cream man serves kids sweet delights with horrifying results.

Brodie resurrects bandmates to win battle-of-the-bands, regain girlfriend. Uncontrollable undead bandmate raises army of costumed corpses. Brodie must stop zombie horde before it ruins his musical dreams and love life.

During a live broadcast, Kevin Hart's show turns into a nightmare. Jokes give way to panic when real bodies appear. Under the eyes of the cameras, they must hide the bodies and survive the killer.

Story about three generations of men: pervert that constantly seeks for new kinds of satisfaction, an obese speed eater and a passionate embalmer.

A bunch of young men and women just want to have some fun in the sun. What could go wrong?